May 24, 2013 | 111100 ♥ |
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
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I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
(via moozy-moo)
May 24, 2013 | 94017 ♥ |
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
BROKE.
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
(via moozy-moo)
May 24, 2013 | 177385 ♥ |
Mattress Jousting
can we just talk about that perfect landing
I want to do this so badly.
(via moozy-moo)
May 24, 2013 | 114489 ♥ |
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
(Source: rivercourts, via moozy-moo)
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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